Baggy Pants

Commando style.

Be careful they don't fall off...

Top & Bottom

Experiments with partial nudity.

Sailor Stripper Moon

Here's a sneak peek at a cosplay I'm planning for this spring. It's in response to every sex negative prude who's ever criticized a Sailor Moon cosplayer for pairing her outfit with so-called "stripper boots", or slut-shamed any cosplayer for playing up the sex appeal (whether canonical or fan-imagined) of the character they're cosplaying. I call it "Sailor Stripper Moon". It consists of a pair of Sailor Moon-themed lingerie (bra, panties, and skirt - plus accessories) that I picked up at the con last year, along with a pair of stripper boots that I just bought with my Xmas savings. You can grumble all you want about the sexy people you encounter in the world, but know this: we aren't going anywhere. So you might as well get used to us.

Try This On For Size (New Years Edition)

If not for the coat, I'd be channeling a little bit of an early No Pants Day in this outfit - except on the top and bottom! There's an idea - Underwear Day, in which everybody goes about their daily lives in their underwear. Hey, it's not that far removed from Pajama Day! (I've never been able to properly participate in Pajama Day, however - since I sleep in the nude).

Trying on some more swimsuits - because that's always fun. I put together this black ensemble on the left, and it actually looks really good on me. The bottom is a skirt-suit. It's not as skimpy as I like, but it does a better job of hiding my bulge than the one on the right, as much as I like that other style. One of the problems with me wearing bikini bottoms like these that aren't designed for a man's "hardware" is that, with the fabric stretched over my bulge, it doesn't fit snug against my body. It's too bad our society isn't as forgiving of "side-ball" cleavage as it is of side-boob cleavage. Otherwise I would totally wear a suit like this to the pool (even without a top), and look fantastic doing it. Call me a nutcase if you like, but a world where I (and others) would be permitted to do that is honestly the one I want to live in.

And I think I've found myself a new robe, to replace the ratty old one I've had for several years now! It's not quite as short as I'd like, but apparently, they're hard to find in that super-flirty length. Of course, I had to try it on like I would wear it at home - with nothing on underneath!

Rainbow Party

Happy New Year! This year's theme is...Rainbow Party!!! Pick a color to get started!

You know, I've always felt that rainbow parties were one of the more remarkable urban legends to be born out of our collective cultural phobia surrounding adolescent sexuality. The lurid details seem so weirdly specific as to resemble somebody's elaborate sexual fantasy. I'm surprised anybody ever believed they were a real phenomenon. I mean, how would that even work, anyway? The guys wouldn't be left with neat little rainbow rings on their cocks so much as a messy mishmash of colors, am I right? Still, I'm a sucker for any idea that raises perversion to the level of an art form.

The after-party

Post-Xmas Selfies

Here are a few selfies I took during this year's Xmas festivities.

Taking a bathroom break during a Xmas party.

Getting festive on Xmas morning.

And a couple shots of me in red undies!

Christmas Cards

It's that time of year again! My Christmas cards come in four different varieties this year. You can get them in "nice" or "naughty" versions, and there are also two ratings to suit your sensibilities - implied, and explicit. So make sure you're on the right list - check it twice!

Here is the default card.

This one is a little bit naughty.

Here is the version for all of my nudist friends.

And this is the X-rated version.