Cradling My Guitar

This is another shot inspired by images I've seen on the web. One wonders why you see so many naked women cradling guitars, and yet so few actually playing them. Except that it's really not so much a mystery, is it? Not that I have any problem with shots like that, but wouldn't it be cool to see more naked women actually playing guitars? I think so.

Wild Hair Day

Black Briefs

Pretty self-explanatory...

Censor Bar Outfit (Prototype)

On the left is another picture of me in the outfit I bought that I modeled in the fitting room the other day. And on the right is a variation of that same outfit using a short tube top I've had for awhile. I'm trying to put together a "censor bar" outfit - one that looks like you're basically walking around with nothing but a black censor bar across your chest and waist. I think it's a great idea - like a skimpier version of the classic "little black dress". I drew a concept sketch of it a couple years ago:

Baggy Pants

Commando style.

Be careful they don't fall off...

Top & Bottom

Experiments with partial nudity.

Sailor Stripper Moon

Here's a sneak peek at a cosplay I'm planning for this spring. It's in response to every sex negative prude who's ever criticized a Sailor Moon cosplayer for pairing her outfit with so-called "stripper boots", or slut-shamed any cosplayer for playing up the sex appeal (whether canonical or fan-imagined) of the character they're cosplaying. I call it "Sailor Stripper Moon". It consists of a pair of Sailor Moon-themed lingerie (bra, panties, and skirt - plus accessories) that I picked up at the con last year, along with a pair of stripper boots that I just bought with my Xmas savings. You can grumble all you want about the sexy people you encounter in the world, but know this: we aren't going anywhere. So you might as well get used to us.

Try This On For Size (New Years Edition)

If not for the coat, I'd be channeling a little bit of an early No Pants Day in this outfit - except on the top and bottom! There's an idea - Underwear Day, in which everybody goes about their daily lives in their underwear. Hey, it's not that far removed from Pajama Day! (I've never been able to properly participate in Pajama Day, however - since I sleep in the nude).

Trying on some more swimsuits - because that's always fun. I put together this black ensemble on the left, and it actually looks really good on me. The bottom is a skirt-suit. It's not as skimpy as I like, but it does a better job of hiding my bulge than the one on the right, as much as I like that other style. One of the problems with me wearing bikini bottoms like these that aren't designed for a man's "hardware" is that, with the fabric stretched over my bulge, it doesn't fit snug against my body. It's too bad our society isn't as forgiving of "side-ball" cleavage as it is of side-boob cleavage. Otherwise I would totally wear a suit like this to the pool (even without a top), and look fantastic doing it. Call me a nutcase if you like, but a world where I (and others) would be permitted to do that is honestly the one I want to live in.

And I think I've found myself a new robe, to replace the ratty old one I've had for several years now! It's not quite as short as I'd like, but apparently, they're hard to find in that super-flirty length. Of course, I had to try it on like I would wear it at home - with nothing on underneath!