Saturday, April 2, 2016

Size Matters (Not)

In real life, it's not the size of your schlong, but your skill at wielding it. (You don't even need to have a penis at all to satisfy a woman - otherwise there'd be no such thing as lesbians). And, there are disadvantages to being too large. But modeling is a superficial world, and a huge dong certainly makes a stronger visual impression.

Before you get jealous of me, though, you should know that I'm actually not that popular with women. Of course, it's not like you can just walk up to a woman, whip your dick out, and ask her what she thinks - that's a good way to get the cops chasing after you. So, obviously, other skills and talents are required.

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