Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Penis Measurement

Not the most honest angle, I must admit...

There's a lot of misinformation about penis size out there. Frankly, I don't think it's nearly as much of a big deal as some people make it out to be, although I'd have to concede that because it's not a big deal to me, doesn't mean that it can't be a big deal to someone else. After all, I might feel differently if I had a different penis.

Now, I don't have the biggest penis in the world - not by a long shot. It's not going to break any records. But I'd have to say it strikes an impressive profile, and it seems to be well-suited to the task it was designed for. I certainly have no complaints whatsoever in that respect. However, I am a "grower", so it's considerably smaller when not aroused (although never small enough, it seems, when I'm trying to squeeze into a bikini or a tight dress).

I feel like this should go without saying, but then my perspective (as a person who possesses one of these organs that behaves in this way) could be biased. You cannot judge a man's true size in its flaccid state. That's like underestimating a tiny snake in the grass, when what you're actually looking at is merely the tail of a great serpent.

I must admit I find it very humorous that I've been described as both "tiny" and "huge" in different contexts. Perhaps that's why, to me, anyone's judgment of a penis' size seems insignificant, because it is my experience that the penis is a transformative, and often times deceptive, organ. That may also, incidentally, contribute to the misinformation that's out there (of course, ego is another significant motivator).

As a small step towards rectifying that misinformation (and just because it's fun, and gives me an excuse to take some pornographic pictures), I've decided to measure my penis for you here, so you can put a number to the images you've seen in the past, and perhaps get a somewhat more realistic idea of what a satisfactory penis measurement is.

About four inches flaccid, although resting size can actually vary depending on any number of unknown factors - this isn't the smallest I've ever been. Plus, you tend to stretch it out in order to measure it - it could be sitting all curled up and appear even smaller. Sometimes it behaves kind of like an accordion. Or, if there's been some stimulation - whether deliberate or incidental (even getting stuck between my thighs when I cross my legs could be enough to set it off) - it may rest temporarily at a larger size. You just can't ever be too sure.

I'm gonna say about six and a half inches erect, from base to tip, with an approximately five inch diameter. I don't know how that compares to the average - it would be interesting to do a population-wide study, and have every owner of a penis come in and get measured in a standardized way (because the way you measure a penis can drastically affect the results), both flaccid and erect. Imagine if you could pick your nurse (male or female) from a lineup? Hell, we might as well measure shooting distance while we're at it! Wouldn't that be fun? It sure beats giving blood...


  1. Well, this post certainly rings a bell. The first woman I had sex with told me my cock was huge. That seemed like a bit of an exaggeration, but she asked me, "Haven't you seen any pornos?" She went on to say, "You're hung like a porn star." That was nice of her to say, but I think I'm well endowed without being freakishly exceptional. In any case, she went on to say that even though people claim that size doesn't matter, it really does as far as she's concerned, and she was getting a lot of enjoyment from the size of my cock. I was certainly happy to be performing sexually at an appreciated level.

    I've never measured my cock, but mine looks a lot like yours. I've been asked many times when having a chat with a guy on an online chat site how big I am. It seems like such an unnecessary preoccupation with a number. I just tell them that I've never measured, but that I'm big enough to self suck. That makes me think, have you ever self sucked, and have you taken any self-suck pictures? It's fun, and was something I did more often back in the days when I had little sexual experience and wanted to know what it felt like to be sucked.

    By the way, this is a good opportunity to ask about the linear feature on the right side of the tip of your cock. I've noticed and appreciated it for years, and was curious if it's a birthmark. It's cool, and makes your cock very unique.

    When I chat on cam I get compliments and wide-eyed looks when I'm nice and hard, but I get people saying I'm small when I'm flaccid. Well, yeah. Of course, those people are really trying to be unkind anyway.

    I definitely like your idea of measuring cock size in a population. I'd certainly volunteer to be a subject, and I'd volunteer to administer the tests, too. I'd try a female nurse one time and a male nurse the next time, just for the fun of it and to compare. I'd also love to participate in a study of shooting distance. I agree with you, that would be fun indeed.

    1. I'm surprised, actually, that more people haven't mentioned that mark on my penis. Then again, I would have thought it'd be the sort of thing I'd be inclined to hide or photoshop out, but it's never really bothered me. I guess I'm just used to it. I don't know what it is or where it came from, but I've had it for as long as I can remember, even going back to my childhood. I've always just considered it a birthmark. Perhaps it's a scar from circumcision? I really don't know. But it's never caused me any problems, so I tend to just ignore it.

      I can't say that I've ever "self-sucked", and I don't know that I have any desire to. Obviously, being long would be an advantage, but I've tried to manipulate myself into that position just out of curiosity, and haven't been successful. It doesn't seem like it would be the most comfortable position for a session of self-pleasure, anyway. (Then again, comfort isn't always the primary factor to consider when one is feeling horny).

      I do think sometimes people tend to have an excessive focus on numbers. Like, if you have a foot fetish, that's fine, but what difference does it make what size shoe a person wears? (Unless you're shopping for them). But I guess fetishes can manifest in many different ways, and psychological associations can be a powerful trigger. As far as I'm concerned though, I can take one look at a person and decide if I'm attracted to them - numbers are just scribblings on a page.