Thursday, July 7, 2016
A Suspicious Request
Did you know that snuff films are a booming underground industry? But don't go looking for them, because you'll only increase the market demand; and besides, you could be punished severely just for watching one - worse, in some cases, than if you had made one yourself. You'll just have to take our word for it, and be thankful that neither you, nor anyone you know, has ever seen one. We've got trained counselors on hand tending to our agents investigating this matter. By the way, our department needs more money and resources to crack down on this barbaric practice. Will you throw us a bone, or would you rather help these disgusting predators escape justice? The choice is yours.