Monday, August 24, 2015

Summer Storm

I consider getting caught in a thunderstorm to be a rite of passage for the summer. Some people are afraid of thunderstorms - I'm not. They invigorate me. So I'm not daunted when I'm out getting exercise and a storm moves in. I think it's thrilling. And there are times when it's more inconvenient to be getting wet - if I've been exercising in the summer heat, I'm likely to be covered with sweat anyway. And minimally dressed (although not as minimally as would be ideal).

It would have been nice to frolic in the rain naked, but at least the car windows fogged up enough to offer me some privacy. Perhaps if I had not been alone, I might have been inspired to engage in some "illicit activity". That's what life is all about, after all. What better way to spend a stormy summer afternoon? As it was, I took advantage of the situation to snap some rare pics with my cell phone.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Stranded in the Fitting Room

With no clothes! I had to sneak back through the store, and grab something to put on, before anybody saw me.

Just kidding. :p This was a cute dress, but I had the all-too-often problem of not being able to zip it up fully in the back. (I would have thought that my wide ribs would have been balanced out by my lack of a bust, but whatever...)

Saturday, August 15, 2015

"Thy Rod and Thy Staff, They Comfort Me"

"...thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me."
Psalm 23:4

I'm always down for some good old-fashioned blasphemy. I don't like to disrespect other people's beliefs on principle, but when they don't respect my beliefs, turnabout is fair play. I consider sexuality to be sacred, but Christianity views it as a sin. Therefore, any way I can sexualize the Holy Scripture feels righteous to me. If that makes me a devil in their eyes, then so be it.

"Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them."
- Neil Young

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Two More Sides

Obviously reminiscent of this post. This is the "workout" version.